=Flanking Maneuvers Musical Short=

>You and Celly were sitting in a familiar radio room, not that you needed to be here.
-Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c-
>"Princess Celestia, thanks for coming back KCOLT for another interview. " Berry Punch says. 
>"No problem." she says. 
>"So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?" 
>"Absolutely, I'm the sun." 
>"Well, so take us through a day in the life of, "The sun". 
>"Well the first thing I do is--" 
>Time to play backup...
>"Talk to Luna!" 
"Praise the sun." 
>"Read reports! 
"Praise the sun." 
>"Make it daytime!" 
"Praise the sun." 
>"Remember birthdays." 
"Praise the sun." 
>"Direct magic." 
"Praise the sun." 
>"My own hot spring." 
"Praise the sun." 
>"Micro-manage." 
"Praise the sun." 
>"Promote friendship." 
"Praise the sun." 

>"Flirt with guards." 
"Praise the sun." 
>"Get rejected."
"Praise the sun." 
>"Feel ugly." 
"Praise the sun." 
>"Send some letters." 
"Praise the sun." 
>"Call a sex line."
"Praise the sun." 
>"Do girl-talk." 
"Praise the sun." 
>"Demand a refund." 
"Praise the sun." 
>"Eat some cake." 
"Praise the sun." 

>"Guard transfer." 
"Praise the sun." 
>"Deal with Shining." 
"Praise the sun." 
>"5th of vodka." 
"Praise the sun." 
>"Shit in guard's barracks." 
"Praise the sun." 
>"Steal a sword." 
"Praise the sun." 
>"On my neck." 
"Praise the sun." 
>"Oh fuck man, I can't fucking do it, shit!" 


>"Pussy out." 
"Praise the sun." 
>"Puke on Luna's bed." 
"Praise the sun." 
>"Jump out the windows." 
"Praise the sun." 
>"Suck somebody's horn." 
"Praise the sun." 
>"Score some salt." 
"Praise the sun." 
>"Crash my carriage." 
"Praise the sun." 
>"Suck my own horn." 
"Praise the sun." 
>"Eat some hay bacon strips." 
"Praise the sun." 

>"Chop my wings off." 
"Praise the sun." 
>"Black out in the sewer." 
"Praise the sun." 
>"Meet a giant fish." 
"Praise the sun." 
>"Fuck his brains out." 
"Praise the sun." 
>"Turn into a blimp." 
"Praise the sun." 
>"Smite the dragons." 
"Praise the sun." 
>"Send Luna to the Moon." 
"Praise the sun." 
>"Now she's gone." 
"Praise the sun." 

>"Uh huh. So that's an... average day for you then." 
>"No doubt." 
>"You chopped your wings off and banished your sister." 
>"Hell yeah." 
>"And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own horn?" 
>"Nope." 
>"Actually, I'm pretty sure you did." 
>"Nah, that ain't me. 
>Berry nods "OK, well this has been eye-opening for me. 
>"I'm the sun.
>Berry gets up and walks out of the room shaking he rhead. 
>"Ya, I know, I got that. You said it about 400 times. 
>"I'm the sun. 
>"Ya, ya, I got it. 
>"I'm the sun. 
>"No, I heard you, see you later! 
>You see the "On Air" light on and grab the microphone.
"Praise the sun."